Aries

Basically, you are a fool. Aries are impulsive, aggressive, and make a lot of noise. Your character lacks depth, so many people think you are an ”empty space” who plays to the audience.
Many want to know what`s in your head, but the truth is that there`s ”nothing” in your head. Your ability to simplify reality is reductive, meaning you simplify the world not to make it understandable to others, but so that it`s understandable to you personally. But the lack of foresight makes you naive and foolish.

Taurus

You are a boring little miser, but the worst thing is that Tauruses are the most stubborn creatures on the planet. `Mine, mine, mine!` That`s why you love playing `Monopoly`. Dollars have become your life, although your neighbors don`t tell you that.

Gemini

Do you have attention deficit syndrome? You can deny it, but the main characteristic of this zodiac sign is a complete inability to focus and calm down. Storms of various thoughts constantly swirl in your head, and you are unable not only to remember them but even to realize them. In general, this is even worse than the empty Aries head.
You are a true master of creating chaos and disorder. Geminis definitely consider you unbearable.

Cancer

You haven`t grown up yet. Cancers basically don`t grow up and remain children until the end of their lives. And you are also unstable. Well, you can`t control your emotions at all. Your whole life is one nervous breakdown. So don`t be surprised if your loved ones consider you a hysteric.
And you are selfish. And so demanding of yourself that you turn not only the lives of those around you into a nightmare, but also your own. `Why me? Why me again? No one cares about me. I am so unhappy` - Cancer constantly thinks.

Leo

There are no more self-absorbed people in the world than Leos. They are only busy with themselves and attracting the attention of others. You truly consider yourself a special person who deserves praise and attention more than others!
And Leos are also petty and stingy. All they are willing to do around the clock is self-admiration. Well, and they are also good at humiliating others, of course.

Virgo

Virgos are constantly anxious: they need to control everything. That`s why the whole world owes them! But they also help others, and they do it constantly. But under the false altruism is hidden narcissism. Virgos help others only to later tell everyone how caring they are and how they don`t refuse anyone.

Libra

You could be a sociopath! People like you never know what whims and demands will arise in an hour. It`s impossible to please Libras.
Libras are also manipulators. They constantly probe their surroundings, give them a cool assessment. Sometimes it seems like they are people-robots. They are simply programmed to say the right things at the right time to the right people.
And finally, the most unpleasant thing about you: your fake intelligence is actually a reflection of empty posing. You try to look super smart, but everyone sees that your inner world is empty.

Scorpio

You are a petty, vengeful monster. You project your incredible self-doubt onto everyone around you. You hit, first of all, those who are most important to you. You like watching others suffer. Simply because you convince yourself that they deserve this suffering. You poison those you come into contact with.

Sagittarius

People think you are a smart person, but that`s not true. You simply repeat the ideas and slogans that other smart people have said, sprinkling them with quotes. And it seems that`s the only way you can participate in a conversation.
And also, you are always bored - in any situation and in any company. And you can`t hide it.
However, your head is occupied with thoughts about what others say and think. This explains your tendency to hyperbole.
Sagittarius is a great boss: he doesn`t care about others, he suspects those around him of all the world`s sins, and he doesn`t care that no one loves him.

Capricorn

Capricorns are the best snitches on the planet. People who are ready to step over heads for their goal. No one bothers you except yourself. And you are ready to push anyone under the bus to get what you want. You are selfish and obsessed with your social status.
Even art for you is just a means to become famous.

Aquarius

You consider yourself `too ordinary`, so you constantly shock people to prove your uniqueness. You are obsessed with the idea of personal individuality, which is why you have no close friends at all. No one is able to understand your subtle artistic nature.
You respond to the world with the same feelings. Why do you need a `gray` world with its `gray` inhabitants when you have such a rich inner world. You want to be left alone? Ok, no problem!

Pisces

Drama! Pisces say they don`t like scenes, but they regularly stage them themselves. The whole Pisces life is one single misfortune. Your inability to defend yourself turns your life into chaos. But your envy makes you a loser.
You are the person who constantly complains about a bad life and does nothing to change anything. Of course, what kind of life is there when you are so busy with work! You are unhappy and make other people around you unhappy.

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