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Some young men think that women are supernatural creatures that feed on air and have rainbows in their excrement. Of course, that`s not true... we women are living people, and what we do doesn`t always fit into the narrow aesthetic frames of men`s ideas about us.
These are 18 embarrassing things that 99% of girls do. What`s so embarrassing about them? Actually, nothing. Just no lady will admit that she does them. If you show her this list, she`ll categorically deny it and say that`s not true. Well, let`s check?
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1. Almost every girl has at least once posted on Instagram that she`s going to the gym or swimming to Gibraltar, but then didn`t do it and just went to McDonald`s with her girlfriends.
2. Secretly checks messages on her boyfriend`s phone or logs into his profiles on draugiem.lv or Facebook.
4. Checks social media photos of her cousin, aunt, ex-boyfriend, or other people she`s not connected to.
5. Watches adult films and knows who Sasha Grey is
6. Cries alone at home to sad music
7. Takes selfies. She already has about 8 GB
8. Imagines she`s pregnant by puffing out her belly.
9. Postpones leg shaving for better times.
10. Plans imaginary weddings in detail
11. Writes her name next to her dream guy`s last name to see how they look together.
12. She can eat not only a whole chocolate bar at once, but also a pizza.
13. Sends her nude photos to her fans, but not to everyone of course.
14. Checks if she and he are compatible by horoscope.
15. She has a bra that she wears almost always
16. Keeps lucky tram and trolleybus tickets
17. Feels unreal demonic jealousy, though she doesn`t always show it.
18. Chats with her pet
Well? Did anything match? Write in the comments which ones exactly. If not, maybe you`re one of the 1% unique girls who have never done any of this in their life. Of course, this list is a joke and shouldn`t be taken too seriously.
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