Aries

Nervous and impulsive villain. Basically, that`s all there is to say. Right after doing something, they ask for forgiveness - loudly, sprinkling ashes on their head and with other theatrical effects (only to go back to the old ways tomorrow), or they don`t ask - you see, pride doesn`t allow it.

Excuses: `Sorry, it came over me...`, `The devil made me do it`

Taurus

Calculating villain. You might not even ask them: `Do you even understand what you`re doing?` Believe me, they do. They definitely calculated beforehand where to strike to make it hurt the most.

Excuses: `You deserved it yourself`

Gemini

Light-minded villain. Often doesn`t realize they`re behaving like the ultimate villain (one and a half brain folds can`t analyze it). Forgets about the nasty thing they did after 5 minutes.

Excuses: `What, you`re offended? Why?`

Cancer

So unhappy villain. You`re the villain, but they`re the unfortunate victim of circumstances. And it will always be that way, even if they have ten times more nastiness than you. Moreover, they`ll make sure the whole world knows how you treated them - the poor thing - badly.

Excuses: `You forced me yourself`

Leo

Self-obsessed villain. They`re smart and powerful, they`re the king, everyone else is dirt under their feet. All their villainy stems from this position.

Excuses: `I just wanted to.`

Virgo

Vindictive villain. Sometime somewhere you crossed a Virgo`s path (or said something unfortunate about them) - now get what you deserve. All these years they`ve been waiting for the right moment to pour out all the dirt that`s accumulated.

Excuses: `There`s nothing to it - Me? How could you think that!` or they might solemnly say: `But do you remember?`

Scorpio

Principled villain. The principles can be anything, that`s not the main thing. From their super-complicated worldview, you`ve violated some prohibition and need to be punished. They consider themselves the weapon of Justice (with a capital J).

Excuses: none, and proudly raises their head.

Libra

Cowardly villain. Libra rightfully takes 1st place in the villain ranking. A villainous and unprincipled creature. Lies here, betrays there - that`s their lifestyle. And all because of cowardice.

No excuses. Gets disgusted and hides.

Sagittarius

Scandalous villain: streetcar boor, market hag... Gets satisfaction from conflicts as such.

Excuses: meaningless text, supplemented with swear words, in high tones.

Capricorn

Stubborn and limited villain. Taurus indifference + Leo egoism + their personal stupidity. Plus greed as a bonus.

Excuses: It just happened.

Aquarius

Cynical villain. Honorable 2nd place after Libra. Will do villainy just to laugh at your suffering. They have a congenital heart condition - no heart.

Excuses: Hahahaha.

Pisces

Indifferent villain. Upon hearing a cry of `help!`, they close the window and wrap themselves in a blanket. Don`t expect them to visit you in the hospital where you`re living your last days thanks to injections.

Excuses: `Everyone for themselves, sorry`