10th place - Virgo

To conquer a Virgo, you don`t need to do anything. Absolutely nothing. You just need to meet her requirements for a man. Yes, all three volumes of requirements, each the thickness of a big city`s phone book. If you match - Virgo will do everything herself. If not - she`ll honestly and truly shoot you down on approach. But if you think you match, but try to score more points by demonstrating kitchen macho techniques - beware: even if Virgo doesn`t need you, she`ll dig into you with both hands. Dig in and won`t let go until she eradicates all the unnecessary nonsense from your head. The treatment effect - for life.

9th place - Scorpio

Unexpected twist! Everyone for some reason thinks that conquering a young lady Scorpio is an incredibly complicated task, but in reality, it`s elementary. The principle of action is familiar to every man from early childhood: go to the Emerald City, find Goodwin there and ask him for brains, heart, and courage. Courage is needed to approach Scorpio, brains - so she doesn`t immediately knock you down with her tail, and the heart she`ll then fry and eat.

8th place - Cancer

The question ”How to conquer a young lady Cancer”? - is the stupidest question in the world. You could also ask how to breathe, for example. Just marry her, friend. There`s no other method anyway, and who needs it? Another question is more complicated: how to fend her off if such a need suddenly arises? And honestly, we don`t know the answer to this question. You can win yourself back on the same principle: just divorce her, friend. But how to do that without leaving the most valuable thing in the tightly clenched claws, science doesn`t know. If the claw is stuck - that`s it, finita. True, as a consolation, we can announce that after divorcing a Cancer, you`ll definitely be accepted into a film studio. To voice cartoons.

7th place - Taurus

Write down the recipe: to conquer a young lady Taurus, you need to be a cheerful good-for-nothing. A buddy with whom she`ll never be bored. With whom you can talk about anything, and he`ll understand. In front of whom you don`t need to pretend anything. With whom you can drink beer with fried sausages at grandma`s dacha, where the toilet is of the `hole in the ground` system. The sausages should already have a platinum ring with a diamond slipped on them beforehand. Where does a cheerful good-for-nothing get such money? What`s that to Taurus? That`s not her problem!

6th place - Leo

An honorable central place in the horoscope and a very simple recipe for the conqueror. Simply, devote more attention to her. Even more attention! If you want to avoid saying: ”I`ve been crawling on my knees after you for 1000 kilometers, dear!”, you can express the same in monetary equivalent. Simply put, long and expensive, choose one of the two. Both options without any guarantee, by the way. Welcome to adult life!

5th place - Libra

The top five is opened by Libra. It`s impossible to conquer Libra at all if you don`t have the basic qualities: good education, good upbringing, developed sense of beauty, intelligence - and oops, man, you weren`t standing here, get out of the line! - beautiful elf appearance. Do you match? Then everything is fine. Now stand under the balcony and wait for her to decide whether she needs it or not. Just first sweep away the dust of your predecessor, who died of old age in the same spot. He`ll still get smeared.

2nd place — Capricorn

The silver medal goes to Capricorns, who are impossible to conquer! Even if you bring her the head of a dragon on a platter - you won`t get the princess`s hand. Well, maybe the hand of some foreign princess that Capricorn happened to have in the household from the times when she was passionate about anatomy (don`t open the jar, formalin is very smelly).

The thing is, Capricorn doesn`t need fleeting romances. Capricorn needs serious relationships with the goal of ”lived long and happily and died on the same day”. But first, she wants to live long and happily for herself. But if anything, you can come visit. Well, in case she`s now passionate about psychology and needs a specimen - ”Infatuated old man, desperate, one piece”?

1st place — Pisces

Ta-daaaam! First place and the gold medal go to Pisces! Who, as everyone knows, are cold, thoughtful, immersed in themselves, and seem a bit not of this world. Therefore, to conquer her, you need to do something special, but exactly how - no one knows. Surprise! We know. You need to dive deep into the water and pretend to be an old holey sock. Then, maybe Pisces will swim up, look at you with interest, wag her tail, and disappear into the World Ocean. Because, in fact, she`s not immersed in herself. She`s hiding among beautiful corals. Therefore, if you try to conquer, she`ll do ”NOM”, well, and then, as luck would have it. Either eat you right away, or torture you first. Because playing with conquerors like a cat with a mouse is her favorite pastime.