Kamasutra for long-married couples: You`ll recognize yourself in these poses

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Married couples who have lived together for a long time have established special relationships. What can I say - if they could endure each other for several decades, it can be compared to a heroic feat. But if sparks still appear between them, that`s a victory!


Passion subsides over time, but that doesn`t mean love is gone - it has moved to another level! You and your partner have formed a real combat unit that overcomes all adversities. Look at how humorists have joked about the change in priorities during a long marriage. For example, I`ve recognized my own family many times!

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Pose `The Hint`

The wife bends down at her husband`s feet to sweep up the trash and dust scattered under him. In this way, she invitingly hints that it`s time to help with cleaning the room.
Pose `The Dishwasher`

Suitable for role-playing; husband and wife cooperate at the sink - he washes the plates and pots, she gives instructions, otherwise the husband will do everything wrong.
Pose `The Aromatic`

It can only be used by those spouses who have explored `every crevice` of each other and have crossed the boundaries of decency norms. This means the husband can `let out air` and not apologize to his wife for it.
Pose `There was no happiness, but misfortune helped`

The married couple holds hands like lovers and mentally collaborates in all possible ways while another couple argues loudly. Their union is eternal, love - infinite.
Pose `The Third Wheel`

A classic for a married couple who have been together for quite a while. A child interrupts the love games, scared of something and moves to spend the night with the parents.
Pose `The Third Wheel and Out of Place`

This pose is used at the moment when the wife has started rearranging furniture in the apartment and for this purpose has hired a muscular man instead of employing her husband. While she enjoys watching the strong man`s - the mover`s - muscles, her husband `grinds his teeth` because he feels like a cuckold.
Pose `The Shopaholic`

It`s time to walk around the shops: the wife insists, the husband pretends to be dead and does many other things just to avoid the fate.
Pose `To the countryside to grandpa`

It`s vacation time, the child has gone to visit grandpa (grandma). A great opportunity to sleep in. But so that nothing disturbs this cunning plan, the spouses take a horse dose of sleeping pills.
Pose `I`m quietly talking to myself`

Finally, everyone has gone about their business: the child to grandma`s, the spouse to football. Now the wife can assume her favorite pose and lounge in solitude: drink wine, doze off in the bath, drop a book into the water randomly.
Pose `Noticeable smell of burning`

The husband notices that the wife is approaching his computer, but there is an open correspondence with Līga, with whom they kissed back in school, and tries to close it. Now she will kill him.

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0 1 14:12 17.02Anna
My bf will like that!!!
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